Homo Hot Lips

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I don’t hate nothing and nobody, which was true until autocorrect came along.

Just a while ago I texted a friend and wished her belated Happy Birthday. I confessed to being a terrible friend, what was quickly adjusted and corrected to “I am a terrier.”

Seriously? Do dogs have phones and if so -because these days you just never know- can they type?

The logic behind autocorrect is lost on me -or perhaps there is none, to begin with, and that’s while it’s so frustrating.

I have customers who wanted to look at my Boobs oops Booths, I texted with a friend and we compared cocks, which were smothered in onions and gravy because we were actually talking about cooking.

I am living in an autocorrect nightmare. Good news, it seems I am not alone.

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Homo hot lips! That’s hysterical!

 

 

 

12 Comments

  1. Damn You Auto Correct is the most popular Bitmoji I use on my phone to niece. This made me actually laugh out loud. Texting can be fun and dangerous 😎

    February 16, 2019
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  2. Unknown's avatar Debra said:

    I have sent and received some doozies, too. The funniest thing is when I get texts from my mother who speaks all of her texts. She will send one filled with words that have been changed due to autocorrect, and then she won’t stop. She’ll send half a dozen more trying to make all of the corrections. You’ve given me quite chuckle!

    February 8, 2019
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    • I tried speaking my texts, it was nothing short of a disaster. I feel for you

      February 11, 2019
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  3. Unknown's avatar Joanne Sisco said:

    Not proofreading is now at our peril 😉

    February 7, 2019
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  4. Unknown's avatar dawnkinster said:

    Guess these days it pays to read your text before hitting send. Sadly.

    February 6, 2019
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  5. We really have to keep a close watch on WP

    February 6, 2019
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  6. Unknown's avatar Prior... said:

    Hahah – thanks for the fun – I just told someone they were super coo

    February 5, 2019
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