You don’t know me

 

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Look at my confused Orchid, it thinks it’s summertime. 

 

While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Jim, and his wife listened to the instructor declare:

“It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.”

He addressed the men: “For instance, gentlemen, can you name your wife’s favorite flower?”

Jim leaned over, touched his wife’s arm gently and whispered, “Pillsbury All-Purpose, isn’t it?”

The rest of the story is not pleasant.

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22 Comments

  1. Unknown's avatar Joanne Sisco said:

    BWAHAHAHA!! I didn’t see that coming 😀

    btw – lovely orchid!

    October 24, 2016
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  2. Because I chuckled and most of all because I love the colour of the orchid.

    October 24, 2016
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  3. I once gave my wife two bags of flour and told the kids I was giving her flowers and everyone laughed. Obviously situations can be different but I don’t know one female that hasn’t laughed at variations of this story the years and years it’s being going around.

    October 23, 2016
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    • I never heard it at all, read it yesterday for the first time and it had me rolling.

      October 23, 2016
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      • There is a comedy from the UK called Red Dwarf (The yanks did a version but couldn’t pull it off) and they did the two bag trick about 10 years ago, it was well executed and demonstrates that a good joke, even an old joke can be delivered well by the right people.

        October 23, 2016
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  4. Unknown's avatar leigha66 said:

    Funny! I also love your confused orchid!

    October 23, 2016
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    • They are supposed to hibernate for 5 months, but it has been so warm they decided to bloom again.

      October 23, 2016
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  5. Unknown's avatar DailyMusings said:

    ha ha ha- good one!! and at least he tried 🙂 Love the orchid!!

    October 23, 2016
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    • I buy Orchids very often when I lose a good friend or a pet. This one is Booboo’s Orchid, we had to put her to sleep 2 years ago.

      Over the years I became an orchid specialist and I am mighty proud of it. I love, just love orchids.

      October 23, 2016
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  6. Unknown's avatar Michael said:

    You have to love his innocence don’t you….potentially fatal innocence but innocence all the same…

    October 23, 2016
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  7. Unknown's avatar Tony Single said:

    Laughing like an idiot here. The punchline was PERFECT. 😛

    October 23, 2016
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    • Why is it that men laugh about this joke the hardest? My husband almost lost it. 🙂

      October 23, 2016
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  8. Unknown's avatar Embeecee said:

    BWAHAHAHAH!!! And they buried him three days later… would be a suitable ending. 😉 Thanks for the chuckle!

    October 23, 2016
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    • Sad ending, but well deserved 🙂 I rolled when I read that. This would be my husband.

      October 23, 2016
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