Start and Finish! No Merci!

Starry Night Painting — Steemit

I heard a Doctor on TV saying at this time, when we all are forced to stay at home, we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this we should always finish things we start. Now or never! Time to finish old projects and calm down by doing so.

I looked through my house, trying to find things I’d started and hadn’t finished and so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz.

Then we nuzzled an old pussle, used the nitting needles for a swordfish (em swordfight) finished the butler of viski afterwarddds.

Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now.

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14 Comments

  1. Unknown's avatar restlessjo said:

    I have a rough idea! Off to follow the advice 🙂 🙂

    April 15, 2020
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  2. 🤣This is wonderful! I saw it over at Peter’s and came over to tell You. Then I see the whole post! WONDERFUL! Thanks for the laugh and Cheers!!! 🙂

    April 12, 2020
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  3. Unknown's avatar Osyth said:

    😂 😂 😂 💕

    April 12, 2020
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  4. I’m so glad you are isolated finishing up all those half completed tasks. What a relief to know that your home is now free of distractions that create guilt and drunkenness.

    April 11, 2020
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  5. That is hysterical! I love the transition between sober and not-so-sober!!!!

    April 11, 2020
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