Cheers to the Birds

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Do it yourself and how could you resist?

All it takes:

A Cookie sheet
4 or 5 Bottles Beer (depends)
Birdfood
1 Apple halved

Estimated building time: 4 Hours

It’s rather simple. You open the first bottle of beer and you drink it.

You open the second bottle of beer, and you take a break because you have to go to the bathroom to empty your bladder before you finish the bottle. This part will be repeated -frequently.

You open the third bottle of beer, you might want to sit down now, all this excitement and the bathroom is calling your name again. Sit down and finish the bottle (not in the bathroom of course) but balance it carefully back to the living room -or wherever you have decided to get creative. Careful! Don’t spill anything (Dangit clean up the mess).

Open the fourth bottle of beer. Hang in there tiger you can do it. It’s all for the birds (burp, sorry)
Where was I?

Bottle #4 I think. Finally, they are all empty (hicks, burp).

Now go outside and place the empty beer bottles in the snow (Four or five) and then put a cookie sheet on top of the bottles and the birdfeeder is finished.

Throw bird food and apples underneath.

Cheers to the birds!

Now go to bed, you did enough!