Friday Fictioneers -The Egg Torture

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Photography by Rodger Bultot

 

‘How do you want your eggs?’ the waitress asked.

It was our weekly routine. She asked, and I didn’t know what to say.

‘Scrambled, soft scrambled, over easy, sunny-side up, over medium, over hard poached,’ she listed all the variations in rapid speed –as always.

I had eaten a mountain of scrambled eggs, just because I felt too nervous to order anything else.

Today I felt rebellious; I was tired of scrambled eggs.

‘I want to see the sun shining please,’ I said with as much confidence as I could come up with.

‘Finally,’ she said with a grin.

(Word Count: 101)


I remember my first attempt to order fried eggs like it was yesterday. Learning a new language is not that complicated, using it, on the other hand, that’s a totally different ball game.

The Friday Fictioneers are held by Rochelle Wisoff-Field.

 

Happy Holidays to all of you!

17 Comments

  1. Nice little eggful story full of funny sunny asides

    December 29, 2016
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  2. Unknown's avatar rgayer55 said:

    I was going to mention the salad dressing options, then I saw you covered it in your last reply. Usually, I’ll read the menu three times over and then order the same exact thing I ate the last ten times I visited that restaurant. Old habits are hard to break.

    December 23, 2016
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  3. Unknown's avatar Laurie Bell said:

    I like this. A choice made at last. Hopefully one of many

    December 23, 2016
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    • Ordering food is tough when you learn a new language. It leaves one with rather simple choices at first. 🙂

      December 23, 2016
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  4. Unknown's avatar draliman said:

    Yay. a new preparation of egg to try! I’ve never seen most of those variations myself. In England it seems to be “scrambled, fried or boiled” 🙂

    December 22, 2016
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    • No worries, the rest of the world has “scrambled, fried, boiled and poached.” Here it’s the variations of so called fried eggs, that’s every confusing -and unnecessary.

      Flipping a fried egg over, that’s egg abuse. 🙂

      December 22, 2016
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  5. Unknown's avatar Sandra said:

    I think they’re off to a good start. Variety is the spice of life, they say.

    December 22, 2016
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  6. Unknown's avatar Joanne Sisco said:

    English is my first and only language and I still don’t know what half those egg variations are! 😉

    December 22, 2016
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    • I have my own egg theory: A cook, who couldn’t fry an egg, messed up over and over and decided to give the accidental creation a name. Like “over easy” and it went from there. 🙂

      December 22, 2016
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  7. Dear Bridget,

    I am the queen of food ruts. Loved this illustration of that. From start to finish, I felt like I was in the diner ordering breakfast. Good job.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

    December 22, 2016
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  8. Unknown's avatar Iain Kelly said:

    When in that situation I usually resort to pointing at the menu! Nice story 🙂

    December 21, 2016
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    • English is not my first language. I came to the U.S. in the 80’s as a newly wed. Learning a new language is alright, but ordering food can be pain.

      December 21, 2016
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  9. Unknown's avatar neilmacdon said:

    We are how we take our eggs

    December 21, 2016
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  10. Oh yes… there are so many ways to cook an egg… and that rapid succession I remember… even more confusing with beer and salad dressing…

    December 21, 2016
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    • Do not get me started on the salad dressing. I thought “Ranch” was a farm. 🙂

      December 21, 2016
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