Last updated on April 9, 2018
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What’s that, a bonus?
I think the life cycle is all backward. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating …and you finish off as an orgasm.”
― George Carlin
My Mom always used to say a vacation inside of George Carlin’s head would be one wild time. A true comedic genius!
A vacation inside of George Carlin’s head sounds tempting. 🙂
This sounds perfect!
George Carlin–one of a kind! And insightful!
Makes me realise TS Eliot was right, ‘go out with a bang not a whimper’.
You got that right!
Sounds good! haha
Can I start this process now please?
Gosh, don’t you wish!
This is one of my favourite George Carlin pieces. The man was truly a genius wrapped up in a comic delivery method.
He is my smart-ass hero, his outlook on life was realistic and mind-blowing logical.
Lol! Makes me think of the movie “The odd life of Benjamin Button’ or something like that. You should watch it if you haven’t. He is born an old man and gets younger until he eventually passes away. I’d give it 4 stars 🙂
I heard about it but never watched it. I will put it on my rainy-day watch list.
George Carlin always knew exactly how to sum it up 😀
Yes, he did.