Tag: <span>irony</span>
I was searching for a new vacuum cleaner, my old one had finally died, after years of abuse in my workroom. I was searching online, hoped to find a new cheap, upright-suction-wonder machine that would help me to shrink the cushion inserts.
I wanted a new processor, a new motherboard, more memory and all the good stuff to finally transport my old desktop into the 21st century.
“It’s sarcasm, Josh.”
“Sarcasm?”
“It’s from the Greek, sarkasmos. To bite the lips. It means that you aren’t really saying what you mean, but people will get your point. I invented it, Bartholomew named it.”
Is it rude, when I continue eating while you say grace before the meal?