I love my hunny Honey

Last updated on June 23, 2015

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10 ways to know that you quit smoking successfully:

 

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

2. You’re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.

3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

4. People around you are suddenly agreeing to everything you say. 

5. You’re using your cell phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: “How’s my driving – call 1-800”, because somebody has to tell them!

6. You eat everything that doesn’t eat you first.

7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from “outer space”.

8. You can’t believe they don’t sell Skittles by the truckload.

9. You’re sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

10. The gallon-sized candy jar is empty and you just filled it this morning.

 

If three or more of these apply to you, congratulations you successfully quit smoking!

All of them applied to me for about 3 month, my quit is rock solid and there is nothing wrong with Winnie’s figure 🙂

 

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7 Comments

  1. Unknown's avatar M-R said:

    GREAT FUN ! 🙂 Stringer said as much, in Aussie equivalents, when he eventually gave it up. His first miracle find was that food tastes wonderful ! And yes, I must have shrunk his jeans a bit …

    July 13, 2014
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    • You are so right about that, all of a sudden everything (really everything) tasted soooo much better and then I went out with a friend and we ate Sushi…what I love. I ordered my usual and mixed the Wasabi with Soy Sauce the way I always do. Well what can I say…it almost killed me, it was so much more intense. I was sitting there huffing and puffing and I believe there was smoke coming out of my ears.

      July 14, 2014
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      • Unknown's avatar M-R said:

        I was hoping someone would tell you gently about that …[grin]

        July 14, 2014
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  2. Unknown's avatar Green Embers said:

    Ahaha, this really did make me laugh out loud! Congrats on quitting smoking! 😀

    July 13, 2014
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    • Oh you just made my day! Thank you for stopping by and thank you for following. It’s an honor!

      July 13, 2014
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