Smart Ass Tuesday

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I was searching for a new vacuum cleaner, my old one had finally died, after years of abuse in my workroom. I was searching online, hoped to find a new cheap, upright-suction-wonder machine that would help me to shrink the cushion inserts.

As so often, I ended up on Amazon, and sure enough, there was a $79 vacuum cleaner with high praises for his suction power -just what I had been looking for.

I read the reviews, and when I thought I had made up my mind, I got distracted by utter madness. A customer with a two-digit IQ had asked a question and reading the answers entertained me thoroughly.

Here is the stunning question:

vaccuum

Good grief! Really?
Of course, it forced people to give her smart ass answers, and some of them are brilliant.

75/23% poly cotton blend w 3% spandex- the shirt from Kohl’s “Craftique” line was initially made popular by a government mind control program centered around pumpkin spice ice cream, of all things.

monad answered on December 26, 2015

 And it went on and on from there.

 

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I did buy the vacuum, and it came without the shirt. 🙂

(Source: Amazon)

 

21 Comments

  1. Unknown's avatar Debra said:

    Hilarious! I think you were short changed if the shirt wasn’t in your package!

    I get caught up in the clever things people say in response to someone with a ridiculous Tweet! Some people are just so naive in what they say, and then the smart asses are all over them. I can read for hours, laughing uproariously. And I frequently say the same as you did….”Aargh! These people vote!!” You gave me a laugh tonight. Thank you!

    March 13, 2018
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  2. Unknown's avatar Joanne Sisco said:

    I think some people write stupid questions just to see what the response will be.

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    • I would have agreed, but the last election makes me think there is lot of stupid out there.

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      • Unknown's avatar Joanne Sisco said:

        Sadly, Bridget, I have to agree. On the weekend, our provincial Conservative party just elected a Trump wannabe as the Leader. He’ll be running for Premier of the province in June and the sick feeling in the pit of my stomach is because I think he’ll win. He’s even spouting Trumpisms like ‘I’ll make Ontario great again’. He’s a former drug dealer, overt racist and homophobe.

        Excuse me, I think I need to go throw up …

        March 14, 2018
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        • That’s bad news and may I say, I hope you are wrong.

          It is sickening to see the world like this, especially for us who are older. What have we done?

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          • Unknown's avatar Joanne Sisco said:

            Exactly. How could we have regressed in our civility? 😕

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  3. Unknown's avatar DailyMusings said:

    OMG this is too funny, Love your smartass Tuesdays!!

    March 13, 2018
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  4. Unknown's avatar athling2001 said:

    Don’t you just love those people!

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  5. Unknown's avatar cindy knoke said:

    Let’s elect Monad for president…..

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  6. Unknown's avatar sorryless said:

    Bwahahaha!

    Pumpkin spice ice cream . . the truth IS out there!

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  7. If I were the pedantic type I may point out that the figures add up to 101%. A really special shirt indeed!

    March 13, 2018
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    • Weeks later, this dumb question still puzzles me. I wonder how people like this vote. “Hey, look, this politician wears a great tie, it matches the wall color in my kitchen, he gets my vote,” or something like that I assume. 🙂

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      • I thought we all voted that way, although hair style really swings it for me!

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  8. Ha! Smartass est of the world unite! We should start a union or something.

    March 13, 2018
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