I was searching for a new vacuum cleaner, my old one had finally died, after years of abuse in my workroom. I was searching online, hoped to find a new cheap, upright-suction-wonder machine that would help me to shrink the cushion inserts.
As so often, I ended up on Amazon, and sure enough, there was a $79 vacuum cleaner with high praises for his suction power -just what I had been looking for.
I read the reviews, and when I thought I had made up my mind, I got distracted by utter madness. A customer with a two-digit IQ had asked a question and reading the answers entertained me thoroughly.
Here is the stunning question:
75/23% poly cotton blend w 3% spandex- the shirt from Kohl’s “Craftique” line was initially made popular by a government mind control program centered around pumpkin spice ice cream, of all things.
monad answered on December 26, 2015
I did buy the vacuum, and it came without the shirt. 🙂
(Source: Amazon)
Hilarious! I think you were short changed if the shirt wasn’t in your package!
I get caught up in the clever things people say in response to someone with a ridiculous Tweet! Some people are just so naive in what they say, and then the smart asses are all over them. I can read for hours, laughing uproariously. And I frequently say the same as you did….”Aargh! These people vote!!” You gave me a laugh tonight. Thank you!
I am glad I could make you laugh. Have a great day
I think some people write stupid questions just to see what the response will be.
I would have agreed, but the last election makes me think there is lot of stupid out there.
Sadly, Bridget, I have to agree. On the weekend, our provincial Conservative party just elected a Trump wannabe as the Leader. He’ll be running for Premier of the province in June and the sick feeling in the pit of my stomach is because I think he’ll win. He’s even spouting Trumpisms like ‘I’ll make Ontario great again’. He’s a former drug dealer, overt racist and homophobe.
Excuse me, I think I need to go throw up …
That’s bad news and may I say, I hope you are wrong.
It is sickening to see the world like this, especially for us who are older. What have we done?
Exactly. How could we have regressed in our civility? 😕
OMG this is too funny, Love your smartass Tuesdays!!
I am glad.
Don’t you just love those people!
Let’s elect Monad for president…..
She/he will get my vote 🙂
Bwahahaha!
Pumpkin spice ice cream . . the truth IS out there!
LOL
If I were the pedantic type I may point out that the figures add up to 101%. A really special shirt indeed!
Weeks later, this dumb question still puzzles me. I wonder how people like this vote. “Hey, look, this politician wears a great tie, it matches the wall color in my kitchen, he gets my vote,” or something like that I assume. 🙂
I thought we all voted that way, although hair style really swings it for me!
*Laughter here* I forgot about the hairstyle.
Ha! Smartass est of the world unite! We should start a union or something.
What??? There is none?
Wait! Is there one?!? 🤔