Smart Ass Tuesday

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Some slogans and signs are just asking for IT and I can understand my fellow smart asses, who just can’t help themselves. 

I know exactly how they feel. I hear or read something and before I know it, I have a reply and I swear, sometimes it comes out of my mouth before it hits the brain. It’s like the words have found a shortcut in my head and with that, any kind of diplomacy is disabled and STUFF comes out of my mouth without being filtered first.

A special kind of wit that seems to get worse with age.

I see or read something grotesque and my head inside erupts with laughter and I have to share it with the ones around me -even if it’s just the dogs. Ask them, they will tell.

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Exactly, one minute burns more than 4 calories. 🙂

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I can’t help but laugh when I see it. Brilliant, without being offensive!

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See, even the animals can’t help it.

 

8 Comments

  1. Unknown's avatar anie said:

    hahaha, yes the first is the best….well I should not laught to loud!

    March 20, 2018
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  2. Unknown's avatar Joanne Sisco said:

    My fav is the first one. Oh yes 😆

    March 20, 2018
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  3. Unknown's avatar prior.. said:

    so fun – but my fav is the “no we won’t”

    March 20, 2018
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    • Unknown's avatar prior.. said:

      wait that mow the lawn one is great too – hahhh

      March 20, 2018
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  4. Unknown's avatar sorryless said:

    The Jobs one . . . bwahahahaha!

    March 20, 2018
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