Smart Ass Tuesday

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One day a poor soul somewhere in a call center far, far away will record a conversation with me and the next day, a video clip will be made public and people all over the world will listen to me, in one of my darkest moments. 

They are out to get me, it’s obvious.

The other day I called the 1-800-number for a clothing store. After entertaining the robot voice by pressing various numbers in sequences -as ordered- I finally had a human being on the line.

Call Center Employee: “Thank you, for calling 1-800-Cheap-Ass-Clothes-with-cheap shipping. How can I help you!”

Good  Mood-Me: “Hi there, I would like to return an item but can’t print the shipping label.”

Call Center Employee: “I am sorry to hear that. Thank you so much for being a valued customer.”

Smart Ass-Me interrupts: “I am sorry too and I am not.”

Call Center Employee: (Not the sharpest cheese on the cracker) “I don’t understand?”

Smart Ass-Me: “I am not a valued customer and don’t want to be.”

Call Center Employee: “I see. Sorry to hear that. This call will be recorded for training purposes.”

Smart Ass-Me: “I am recording this call as well.”(Of course, I won’t. I just say it to annoy them right back.)

Call Center Employee: “Then I can’t talk to you. I am not allowed to talk to customers if they record our conversation. Good-bye.”

CLICK…and hangs up on me.

WTH are you kidding me?

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You can’t make stuff like this up.

 

15 Comments

  1. Unknown's avatar hbsuefred said:

    Sometimes it is not wise to be a smart ass!

    June 23, 2018
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  2. Unknown's avatar John said:

    I’m going to say that next time just for fun.

    June 15, 2018
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  3. Unknown's avatar leigha66 said:

    Wow… I’ll have to remember that one!

    June 14, 2018
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  4. Unknown's avatar Debra said:

    Wow! Now THAT is something that surprises me, although it really shouldn’t! I think to mess with the system next time, if there is one, don’t tell them you’ve recorded it until you are just about to hang up! That’ll make someone nervous. 🙂

    June 13, 2018
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    • Makes you wonder what they have to hide doesn’t it?

      June 15, 2018
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  5. Unknown's avatar Manuela said:

    Say what??? Lmfao!

    June 13, 2018
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  6. Unknown's avatar DailyMusings said:

    No way!!! The world has gone mad for sure

    June 12, 2018
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    • You should have seen my face. I cursed like a sailor!

      June 12, 2018
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    • Nope! Give it a try but have a glass of WHATEVER close by. 🙂

      June 12, 2018
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      • Unknown's avatar Joanne Sisco said:

        Good grief. I wonder what the logic is behind that one. Although maybe my first mistake is to look for logic.

        June 12, 2018
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