Science has its funny moments…

Last updated on November 23, 2014

CHILDRENS EXAM ANSWERS

If you need a laugh then read through these Science Exam Answers. These are real answers given by children.

Q: Name the four seasons. 
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. 

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. 
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes 
large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. 

Q: How is dew formed? 
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. 
 
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? 
A: Keep it in the cow. 

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? 
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All 
water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no 
water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget 
where the sun joins in this fight. 

Q:What are steroids? 
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. 

Q: What happens to your body as you age? 
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental. 

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? 
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to 
his adultery. 

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. 
A: Premature death. 
 
Q: What is artificial insemination? 
A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow. 
 
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g, 
abdomen.) 
A: The body is consisted into three parts – the brainium, the 
borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U. 
 
Q: What is the fibula? 
A: A small lie. 

Q: What does “varicose” mean? 
A: Nearby 

Q: Give the meaning of the term “Caesarean Section”. 
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome. 

Q: What does the word “benign” mean?’ 
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight

Reading this made me smile, some of the answers are just hysterical like the district in Rome. It was very entertaining to read how some kids think and I laughed out loud; but then there was one question and one answer were I just couldn’t smile at all:

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. 
A: Premature death. 

Even though the answer is wrong…the kid nailed it without naming a disease!

Cigarettes and death these two words belong together somehow and the child knew it.