“But e-cigarettes are so harmless” that’s what I hear all the time “it’s so much better than smoking, it’s a great alternative”. I got numerous emails telling me that my outlook on e-cigarettes might be wrong, or just too harsh.
Really?
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10 ways to know that you quit smoking successfully:
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You’re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
Tobacco companies call them “replacement smokers” parents call them their children.
Laws limited the advertising of tobacco products in mass media, so Fred and Barney couldn’t sell cigarettes to kids anymore…right?
Wrong!
A young couple moves into a new neighborhood. The first morning, while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees the neighbor hang up the wash outside.
“That laundry is not very clean,” she said, “she doesn’t know how to wash correctly. Perhaps she needs another laundry soap.”
The husband looked on, but remained silent.
Every time her neighbor would hang out the wash, the young woman would make the same comment.
About one month later, the woman was surprised to see nice clean wash on the line and said to her husband,
“Look! She has learned how to wash correctly. I wonder who taught her this?”
Her husband said, “I got up early this morning and washed the windows.”
So, is this what I will have to do from now on? Sitting there, talking about my life, looking at my past like Meryl Streep in the movie Defending your life and being judged by hmmm, well by whom?
Please, don’t take me (too) serious…or wait, maybe you should!
The young couple had just gotten married. One day the young woman wanted to cook a special dish and decided to roast a leg of lamb.
She took a knife and cut the bottom piece off the leg and arranged the two pieces side by side in the big casserole dish and put it in the oven.
The French President, is sitting in his office when his telephone rings. “Hello, Mr. President!” a heavily accented voice said. “This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Mayo, Ireland. I am ringing you to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you and your country.”
Here are some questions. You don’t have to actually answer them, just ponder on them. Give it a try and let’s see how you do!
I remember the time before my 40’s birthday…the big “4” had me thinking for a while. I didn’t really care for the “over-the-hill” felling at all. How could I be already 40 if I still feel like 20? Well, turning 40 is a milestone, but although gives you a taste of how you will feel when you turn 50.