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Once upon a time there lived
two Latin viruses named
Bacterium and Staphylococcus.

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Once upon a time there lived
two Latin viruses named
Bacterium and Staphylococcus.

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The day after my birthday I fell hard and sadly, I fell forward, not backward as I was trained to do when I was an active skier. I would have preferred a soft landing on my bottom but it didn’t happen.

This is an actual conversation between me and my husband, that took place not so long ago.
He had just gotten home and he came into the kitchen with a sour look on his face.