1. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
Don’t worry about what people think; they don’t do it very often.
When an old man died in a nursing home the hospital staff believed that he had nothing left of any value.
Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions, they found this poem.