
Tag: <span>cars</span>

Not a chance.
Six meters of asphalt.
Twenty cars in one minute.
Five Trucks, two RVs, a motorcycle.

You have to love this guy, don’t you think?

“Please, sign here and give up your car.”
“What do you mean, give up my car? What will I be driving?”
“Don’t worry, we will give you another car, just not right now.”
“But I need my car.”

His eyes were sparkling when he showed me his bargain.
“Only one is ours and it doesn’t drive -it needs some work,” my husband explained to me cheerfully while I almost had a heart attack.
I am happily married to 98% of the time. I love my husband dearly, he is my best friend and the nail to my coffin :-). However, there are days, when I want to whack him the frying pan and I assume he feels the same way. There are days, when we seem to talk two different languages. It took me 30+ years of marriage, but I finally found the answer:
