1. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
TEACHER ~ Why are you late?
STUDENT ~ Class started before I got here.
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TEACHER ~ John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN ~ You told me to do it without using tables.
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If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
Don’t worry about what people think; they don’t do it very often.
Let laughter fill my very soul Seek out my every need That’s why I choose clown as my role This is my living creed When life has given those…
An older friend of mine is a very talented painter, we know each other since years and I admire his work -and his wisdom.
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions that can tell you whether you are qualified to be a “professional.” The questions are NOT that difficult.
10 ways to know that you quit smoking successfully:
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You’re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
