If I wonder all the time, does that make me Wonderwoman? Just wondering!
Tag: <span>joke</span>
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker
bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some
coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, “Hey,
you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
Statistically, six out of seven dwarfs are not Happy.
A group of older, married women met at a seminar on How to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked, “How many of you love your husband?”
The Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrels. After much prayer and consideration, they determined the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn’t interfere with God’s divine will.
It’s spring time and many of us will start working out again. It’s time to lose our Christmas butt and the candy-love-handles we have gotten during the winter time.
Nothing is more fun than celebrating St. Patrick’s Day in an Irish Pub. Just remember there are rules:
I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I noticed a spoon in the shirt pocket of our waiter as he handed us the menus. It seemed a little odd, but I dismissed it as a random thing.
Today I decided I will switch careers and become a chief surgeon.