A woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney.
The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.
Tag: <span>joke</span>
You get to redesign school as we know it from the ground up. Will you do away with reading, writing, and arithmetic? What skills and knowledge will your school focus on imparting to young minds?
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it.
The new entertainment show is called “Keeping up with the Republicans” so it seems. Did I miss a memo? Did they take the Kardashian’s off the air and the new replacement are the Republicans?
Ole and Lena went to the same Lutheran Church. Lena went every Sunday and taught Sunday School. Ole went on Christmas and Easter, and maybe a few times during the year.
One Sunday, Ole was sitting in the pew right behind Lena and got to noticing what a fine looking woman she was.
A DC airport ticket agent offers some examples of why the USA is in trouble!
1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn’t get messed up by being near the window. (You have to be kidding me)
I have always been fascinated by the origins of phrases and saying. I spend some time in Great Britain and remember the phrase “spend a penny”, but never really knew where it came from.
“Spend a Penny” = using a public lavatory.
English is an easy language to learn, so they say, and then confusion starts.This might not be a typical joke, but is one of my alltime favorites. It pretty much sums up the questions I had when I learned English:
The French President, is sitting in his office when his telephone rings. “Hello, Mr. President!” a heavily accented voice said. “This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Mayo, Ireland. I am ringing you to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you and your country.”